January 2012
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Thursday Morning
Me: I'm feeling sad today.
Natalie: Want to exercise?
Me: I said sad not suicidal.
Natalie: Oh okay. Want a burrito?
Me: Of course.
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December 2011
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You unlock this door with the key of imagination. Beyond it is another...
– Rod Serling (via bryanwashere)
I’m just bitter because Rod left me on New Year’s to do this marathon thing. Ugh. That’s what happens when you’re dating man who is so high in demand and dead.
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caseydonahue:
The New Year’s Eve Kiss
Ring in the new year the same way you do every year! By crying alone.
Check out the full teaser of I Am Root Beer and have a happy holiday!
Here is a new video I made. Watch it and share it because you are sad and alone and stop pretending like you aren’t!
I was forced to make out in this video several times at gunpoint. It was for a good cause...
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